You Are the
Jaguar Woman If
- You love this sleekest, most elegant of cats...
- You love being cocooned in this safe, sensual interior
- ...being cradled in glove-soft leather...
- ...running your hand over the real rich wood on its dash
(because you know that a "plastic-wood" dash is ...
Well, Joan Rivers would put her finger-down-the-throat
... you know the "uhg!-ugh!")- And if its sculpted exterior ...
- ... with its luxuriously sexy curves...
- ... and paint so smooth and slick that you wonder if it's still wet
- ... Well, if that turns a few heads as you drive by .... that's OK, too
... and more. (Scroll down to see a sample tip or two ... )
Dear Jaguar Woman:
As
you can see, this site is brand new. As I build it, I'd like to hear from you
...
This is your site. Jaguar says that we
drive 60% of all Jaguars on
the road ...
but I couldn't find any web site just for us. So I started this one...
Help me make this The Jaguar Woman's Site.
Please
take a minute to e-mail me...or fill in the "letter" below
(Tell me what you think ... and what you'd like to see here)
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take a minute to fill out the form above. There is no obligation ...
My Privacy Policy: I will never pass your information to anyone or send
you unwanted e-mail.
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Q: How does a lady exit a Jaguar in a skirt, gracefully and elegantly, without exposing "more than planned"?
A: Apply Jaguar Exit Tips (Here are tips # 2 - 4: Check back often for more "Exit Tips" ....)
Q: What is Jaguar's Roadside Assistance? And what are its Benefits?
A: Jaguar Roadside Assistance will come out, for free, to change a flat tire, jump start your battery, unlock your door, or deliver fuel if you run out. If things look more serious, they provide towing (while your Jaguar is in the warranty period) to the closest Jaguar dealer for service.
Jaguar also offers, during the warranty period, limited "trip interruption benefits." If a breakdown occurs 50 or more miles from your primary residence (if you bought your Jaguar new, or 100 miles from home if you bought it used) you get some funds for "emergency travel expenses", which includes food, lodging and alternate transportation.
Nature Tip: The jaguar is a very powerful animal, generally associated with a particular species of leopard. As with most of the large cats, the jaguar is a symbol of ferocity and power. The jaguar has over 500 voluntary muscles that she can use at will.
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